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Originally Posted by Madman
I have a halfer and 2 quarter kids - does that equal one?
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I don't know if it counts as one, but it's probably enough that you better make sure you're present at all the family get togethers. Otherwise they might start getting organized. Miss a couple of family dinners, and the next thing you know the kids are sharpening their chopsticks and passing fortune cookies with white powder in them.