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Old 01-07-2009, 04:23 PM   #702
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Ok.. so he's looking. How do I know what his opinion is?
The generally accepted method is to yell at high volume: "Heyza baby, you like all the junk in my trunk?" Then sashay away while looking over your shoulder with an suggestive smile. If he is impressed, he will reply, "Girl, I gotta call da police, for you be escaping wit' my heart!"

If you're all shy and that doesn't do it for you, watch for pupil dilation. The pupils never lie.

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I can't bring myself to wear a dark belt with blue jeans... I just think it looks incredibly bad. White belts with blue jeans are the way to go...
Who the hell has a white belt? Fashionistas?
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