...I tried the old 'you don't need to see my I.D.' Jedi mind trick when at a bar the other week, complete with waving my hand infront of the bouncer's face when saying it and using a soft, condescending tone of voice.
Needless to say, I got my ass frickin' bootstomped for an hour afterwards and woke up the next morning in a dumpster. I guess I used the force wrong.
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