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Hack&Lube · 01-07-2009, 11:38 AM

I'm afraid you were out Jedi'd by a Sith Lord who suggested to you that those aren't the powers that you thought you had.

Safeway felt sorry for you and so they installed motion detectors so that you would stop smashing your face into the door whenever you had a snack attack to replenish your midoclorians.

Your powers are still there, but I'd suggest a visit to your local Dagobah Express Outlet or Church of Scientology to get your head sorted out.

01-07-2009, 11:38 AM	#10
Hack&Lube Atomic Nerd Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Calgary Exp:	I'm afraid you were out Jedi'd by a Sith Lord who suggested to you that those aren't the powers that you thought you had. Safeway felt sorry for you and so they installed motion detectors so that you would stop smashing your face into the door whenever you had a snack attack to replenish your midoclorians. Your powers are still there, but I'd suggest a visit to your local Dagobah Express Outlet or Church of Scientology to get your head sorted out. Last edited by Hack&Lube; 01-07-2009 at 11:42 AM.