We had a drummer at work for a long time, we loved bugging him with drummer jokes.
Hey, did you hear about the drummer who finished high school?
Me neither.
What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Gifted.
What does a drummer use for contraception?
His personality.
What do you do if you accidentally run over a drummer?
Back up.
What did the drummer say to the band leader?
"Do you want me to play too fast or too slow?"
__________________
Uncertainty is an uncomfortable position.
But certainty is an absurd one.
|