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Old 05-30-2005, 06:22 PM   #11
flizzenflozz
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Originally posted by Kidder@May 30 2005, 09:17 PM
If you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws... you just might be a redneck.

If...

You think Possum is "the other white meat"

You think safe sex is a padded headboard

You think subdivision is part of a math problem

You think watching professional wrestling is foreplay

You've got more than one brother named "Darryl"

The people on the Jerry Springer show remind you of your neighbours

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife

The home shopping operator recognizes your voice

Fifth grade was the best six years of your life

Your family tree has no forks


... you might just be a redneck

-attributed to Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy: You might be a redneck if you've got a gun rack on your gun rack.

Stewie: YOU SUCK !
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