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Originally posted by Cowperson+Aug 22 2004, 10:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Cowperson @ Aug 22 2004, 10:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-transplant99@Aug 22 2004, 10:13 PM
Another of these bizarre eating competitions.
Sonya Thomas, of Alexandria, Va., won $500 and a trophy belt for her efforts, consuming 9.76 pounds of lobster meat.
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Thomas was coming off a baked bean victory days before in Indiana, where she consumed 8.4 pounds of beans with pork in 2 minutes and 47 seconds. She also holds records for hard-boiled eggs.
In a moment of revenge for females everywhere, I'm picturing her shoving her hubby's head under the sheets just as she lets go one gigantic gas bomb that rattles windows in a four block radius.
Cowperson [/b][/quote]
I just about died, I had an image of some hideously fat woman grabbing her husbands head and showing it under the sheets and shouting gleefully "DUTCH OVEN" before incinerating the poor bugger.
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