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REDVAN · 01-04-2009, 11:25 PM

My other favorite is those damn old grannies that have their little poof-puff dog on the rear window ledge in their cars... that's even worse than a billion tamagotci pokemons.

Just kidding... but not really. If you have stuff like that, do you know what I do to you? I pass you and laugh. And if I see you in a parking lot with all that shat in your car, I don't need to pass you, so I just laugh. I don't mind stickers on the outside of cars... as long as they don't obstruct your driving. Except for 2 stickers I hate

1) If U CAN SEE THIS @50K U R FOLLOWING 2 CLOSE. (shut up and drive faster... also why are the POLICE supporting bad grammar and spelling?)
2) Anything to do with Jesus being awesome... (barf, those stickers make it impossible for the person inside the car to be sane, and insane people don't know how to drive so...)

Here is what I have in my car, all "below window grade":
cell phone charger
water bottle
gloves/touque
snow brush
power cord
manliness
awesomeness
driving skill
floor mats
empty cans of whoop-ass

here is what I have on the outside of my car that didn't come with it:
one sticker on a side window
license plate
eye-piercing headlights for flashing you when you don't get out of my way

01-04-2009, 11:25 PM	#34
REDVAN Franchise Player Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Calgary Exp:	My other favorite is those damn old grannies that have their little poof-puff dog on the rear window ledge in their cars... that's even worse than a billion tamagotci pokemons. Just kidding... but not really. If you have stuff like that, do you know what I do to you? I pass you and laugh. And if I see you in a parking lot with all that shat in your car, I don't need to pass you, so I just laugh. I don't mind stickers on the outside of cars... as long as they don't obstruct your driving. Except for 2 stickers I hate 1) If U CAN SEE THIS @50K U R FOLLOWING 2 CLOSE. (shut up and drive faster... also why are the POLICE supporting bad grammar and spelling?) 2) Anything to do with Jesus being awesome... (barf, those stickers make it impossible for the person inside the car to be sane, and insane people don't know how to drive so...) Here is what I have in my car, all "below window grade": cell phone charger water bottle gloves/touque snow brush power cord manliness awesomeness driving skill floor mats empty cans of whoop-ass here is what I have on the outside of my car that didn't come with it: one sticker on a side window license plate eye-piercing headlights for flashing you when you don't get out of my way __________________ REDVAN!