I was at the game last week and my buddy brought his g/f to the game. Never met her, but she was a real wildcat this one. You know the type - flirty, gregarious, not afraid to say anything, and loud.
Anyways, she's talking to me and running some smack on her b/f (who's sitting between us) and says very loudly:
"Well he's got a big problem with performance anxiety. Trust me, nothing he's done outside of work OR IN BED for that matter has really lit up my world"
He replies back "Oh yeah? The windows were open last summer, the neighbors seemed entertained pretty good! She's a screamer."
Right then and there I could see heads in the 2 rows ahead of us forget about the game for a moment and swivel towards us to get a better listen - like windmills turning to catch a better breeze. Followed by a "casual" look back to look at the girl a few moment later.
Classic!
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