I was riding the train down the coast of California, and during the meal ended up sitting with a couple other Canadians and a guy from New Jersey. Everyone was chatting away, and the Jersey fella said, "I've thought about driving my van through Canada, is it safe?"
I guess he realized he said something wrong when there was silence; so he piped in, "I mean do you have any police up there?"
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