I was on the train once and some homeless guy with his back to me was "chatting up" a woman, telling her that he would like her phone number so he could call her up. She was trying her darndest to avoid giving this character her phone number and this went on for a few minutes.
It was an interesting conversation to begin with, but after it became obvious he wasn't going to get her number he said "I'm sorry I only have one eye".
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