[Maritime Q-Scout]

oh man, come on people

OPEN YOUR EYES!!!

























SANTA CLAUS EXISTS!!!!

The evidence is all around you:

1. If Santa didn't exist who puts the presents under your tree? Your mom and dad? Think of how tight money is, can they really afford new electronics? Where do they keep this bounty? Do they have a secret portal to another dimension in their closet to store stuff? Maybe they burry it in the yard. I'll tell you what, next Christmas you go outside and dig holes looking for your presents, if you find them I'll send you my presents as well!

2. If Santa doesn't exist, then why does the commerical industry love him and use him so much? He's a fat hairy old guy! Think about it, the majority of shopping is done Christmas time, and who does the majority of shopping? Women! Wouldn't it be smarter to have Santa (if indeed he were fictional) to be tall, dark, handsome, and young? Give the shoppers eye candy while they wait, then they won't be so annoyed with the screaming kids, and long lines. Same logic has having a hot waitress and big gazoogas serving drinks at a bar. People will spend more money! Yeah, fat, hairy, old guy, great marketing gimick!

3. If Santa Claus doesn't exsit then it means the following address is incorrect:

Santa Claus
c/o North Pole
Canada
H0H 0H0

If he indeed does not exist then: who replies to the letters? As well incase you were unaware it's against the law (I believe the term is fraud) to make up a person, give them an address, tell people they're real, then get the public to mail them their likes, dislikes, interest, family members, biographical information about themselves, give an address to where they live, possibly phone number, and even where they can be found! This is especially scary when you factor in little children.

If you or I did that we'd have the book thrown at us, be called sick disgusting, Michael Jackson-esque (without the skin thing, and better noses) creatures, not fit for human society. It wouldn't suprise me if they Cdn gov't brought back the death penalty just for us. So you're telling me that Canada Post is currently enacting on this grave injustice and fraud in our society, everyone's aware of it, yet NO ONE does anything?

Give me a break.

You conspiracy theorists are all insane. Yeah, ok Santa doesn't exist, and there's aliens at Area 51, oh and the Secret Service killed JFK, Elvis is a mailman in Wala Wala Washington, UFOs cause El Nino.

People open your eyes, wake up, and see the spirit of Christmas, and REALITY!!!






SANTA


CLAUS


EXISTS