[troutman]

Originally Posted by SportsJunky

Wrong. The parking lot was 3/4 full. Inside there were all kinds of interesting people. People in sweatpants or decked out in their best Nascar gear. People who barricade the aisles with their shopping carts so they can play with the classy animatronic Santa decorations and laugh hysterically at them while I try to squeeze by. Many different ethnic backgrounds were represented. I may have seen some circus folk. The most shocking thing to me was the amount of children there at that time of night. Are you kidding me Cletus? Do your kids really want to be following along behind you at almost one in the morning so you can pick up some extra soda and cheese doodles? The toy section looked like a bomb went off in there and God help you if you need a question answered by the crack late night staff.

Twas the night before Christmas,
And all through the mall . . .