I went to the bar one night and got totally ripped, had a great time, picked up this incredibly hot girl, took her home and did gods business with her. When I woke up the next morning, my arm was tingling, and somewhere in the middle of the night the hottie took off, called her incredibly fat ugly twin sister and sent her over to take her place.
Weird.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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