So this was a few years ago at Market Mall. I was walking at what is now the Santa thing at the mall (right by the new apple store) anyways, it was just open space at this time. I'm walking north, towards the Bay, they're going south. And by they, I mean three women. They were walking in tandem to each other, one in front of the other. I don't remember the front and the back ones, but the middle one was a business woman, about 30. She had a skirt on.
The second I walked by, she let out this booming fart. And I mean, a boomer. Something every man would have received a high-five for.
All 3 stopped. The middle one cocked her head, looked at me in disgust, and went "UGH!"
After she blamed me for her deed, the other two gave me the same look then carried on their way. I walked on, confused. I just broke out in laughter. It was the most bizarre thing. So random. I still laugh about it.
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