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Originally Posted by Traditional_Ale
I was playing a gig at the green hotel in Stathmore a few years back. There was a birthday party of about 30 gorgeous women aged 18-48. Even the cougars were smokin'.
They all got rediculously drunk and danced their asses off all night, but by the end of the last set (around 1am or so) they were out of control.
So I'm wailing this sick sax solo during "Funky Music" and all of a sudden I've got two sets of hands down the front of my pants! Some hottie and her hottie mom started playing with my junk together!
You can bet I hit all the high-notes just right!
The weird part is how I didn't go back to their hotel room with them because I had to be up early. Actually, it was because they started asking me where we could find blow and I'm not really into that kind of thing.
That and I still had the entire P.A. to tear down.
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man, 2 ten hit-dice girls and you roll a fumble in your pants?!?
EPIC FAIL