Here's a tip: don't let the acne-riddled teenager do the tying when you take junior to Crappy Tire to buy them. Tie them yourself and look at your kids face while doing them up. When I was a kid, some ######ed skate guy practically broke my foot lacing up my skates. Then I was too chicken to say anything to my dad. My foot hurt for a period of time that seemed really long. As you can probably guess, I'm pretty traumatized by it. Damn teenagers.
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