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Originally Posted by annasuave
The Cialis commercial really gets my goat
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Good call bringing this one up. This ad is completely absurd.
In addition to the laundry list of issues you mention the thing that confuses me is the disparate degrees of disarray their various chores, cooking, and bathing regimens are at. Like, the tub is overflowing to the point that would take only minutes to achieve; the turkey or whatever is burning is probably a couple of hours overdue; the front lawn is flooded with a lake that would take days presuming generally dry weather conditions...
...so...
They take the pill. *Bang* it kicks in - time to start shagging. At some point for some unprovoked reason they stop and turn on the sprinkler. Back at it. Minutes become hours; hours become days. They realize that even though drugs and lube can allow them to go on for even longer, their physical stamina is drained so they should eat. Another pause to pop the turkey in the oven. Dose up on another pill. Back at it again. They find a second wind and forget about the food. The sprinkler thing is ancient history by now - completely out of mind. Finally... they decide to stop. They discover they're dirty from days of endless drugged-up sex and need a bath. So they start to run the water. But then they realize the pill hasn't fully worn off yet so they decide to go a little more to get full pill value. Dog is running rampant now, starved and dying for a pee. Sore, tired, and chaifed, they decide to just stop no matter what; that's enough. They dress all the way into their clothes and... oh damn! All that stuff! The sprinkler and the turkey and the bath and the dog! Crap! Quick run and turn it off! Get that burning turkey out of the oven!
Sigh. This happens
every weekend.