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Old 12-19-2008, 05:27 PM   #134
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Originally Posted by FireFly View Post
Since I'm getting no poll love from the mod team, should I just pick a winner?
Just borrow Colin Campbell's wheel....it'd go a little something like this:

Firefly: Colin, I need to borrow your wheel.

Campbell: Who told about 'The Wheel'

Firefly: Uh, no one really, I thought it was common knowledge.

Campbell: Ummm......no.

Firefly: Come on.....just for one spin? Come on.....

Campbell: Mmmmmm......NO! Its my wheel....its my precious.....

Firefly: Dude, one spin, come on......come on.....

Campbell: Is Avery safely locked away?

Firefly: As far as I know.

Campbell: And Chris Simon is in Russia beyond the powerful grasp of 'The Wheel?"

Firefly: Should be...

Campbell: Does my name get to go on the wheel?

Firefly: Uhhh....sure.

Campbell: Alright. One spin.

Firefly: And the Winner IS.......oh man, and a 30 game suspension?

Campbell: The wheel, she is a fickle mistress....
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And there you have it. The winner gets to go to a game with Firefly and gets a 30 game suspension.
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