Yeah, actually - those Rogers kids. All of them should be poisoned or dismembered.
In the 3 People to Punch thread I'd like to swap out Eric Godard (who, let's face it, would break my face open with one counter punch) for the guy from the Rogers phones commercials who used to have a Sideshow Bob 'fro but now seems to have gotten it under control. What can't be controlled my urge to want to hurt that guy.
Here's your new ad:
Former Fro Dude: Hey it's that blonde girl friend of ours with the really high-pitched squealy voice.
Blonde Girl: Hey guys! Guess what? I rummaged through my parents' closet and found my 'holiday' present from them to me - a new phone! (and contract extension)
Former Fro: Cool. How old are you again?
Blonde Girl: 27.
Former Fro: Cool. So, why do you live at home, and, why are you going through your parents' closet looking for gifts like some kind of snotty little 5 year old punk?
Eric Godard: Hey, fro guy? Can I talk to you for a second?
Former Fro: Yeah sure - what's up? Who are you?
Eric Godard: Just someone who's here to do what a lot of people want to see done. I don't care if I take the instigator for this.
*Fro Guy beaten senseless*
Blonde Girl (in high-pitched squeal): Ohmygodweeeeeeoooooo it's PERFECT!!!!
Other Guy (who has his mom in HisFive): What was that? How you're going to react when it's Holiday Morning and you get your present?
Blonde Girl: No, not at all! I just thought it was perfect that someone finally kicked that guy's ass.
~fin~
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