A&W: "Who ate the Sirloin (Uncle? I think it's called?) Burger?"
YEAH EFFIN right it was the guy with the ketchup on his shirt. He's just cracked out from the hallucinegenic air quality inside the restaurant (how else are they going to get a legion of employees to be so attentive and horny about working for flippin A and W????). No, we all know damn well, damn, damn damn well that it was that chubby, creepy dude that's in all the A&W commercials. Look. A&W hits the spot on occasion, but no one should be as stoked about it as this guy is. He needs some serious burger rehab. And to stop spiking the air quality for the poor fools he presides over.
Oh and as to how the ketchup stain got on that guy's shirt? Let's just say that if this commercial were a porno, I'm pretty sure the money shot would be ketchup.
Dishonorable Mention:
Spoiled Rogers phone bitch who opens her presents well in advance of "the holidays" and then actually has a practiced pseudo-surprise reaction at the ready for when she really 'opens' it. Get a life, kid.
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