I've got a funny story that's kind of John Mayer related. Me and a few buddies were at his concert in Calgary two summers ago and had floor seats. I was single at the time and we were surrounded by incredibly gorgeous women. So what did we do? Why of course we proceeded to get beligerent drunk and yell at the stage. We'd wait for all of the women to stop screaming and then one of us would yell out in a high-pitched voice "OH MY GOD!!! IT'S JOHN MAYER!!!".
So then as we're leaving, not satisfied with the asses we'd already made of ourselves, my completely straight friend turns to me and says quite loudly "You'd [expletive] John Mayer! I know I would! Ben Harper too!"
EDIT: Maybe that's only funny to me and is a "you had to be there" kind of thing.
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