[NSFL]

God, I have a good story about product red to tell.

I mention this all the time, but I'll mention it again. I work at Hallmark. Every year we give out these tiny little pocket sized datebooks. People love these things, they come in for them specifically. So there's this one awful, and exceptionally foul, woman that comes in every year for them. She always tries to get more than one, they're freaking free for you, just be happy with your 1 or 2 damnit. I'm not giving you 8! Sorry...I got sidetracked. Anyhow, so this year, Hallmark's really pushing the product red so it's on the cover of these datebooks. And this woman gripes about the cover. Normally there's a picture of flowers on it (or something frilly like bunnies), this year it's like this big red design with (HALLMARK)^red branded on it. And she says to me, "I don't know why they did this, completely ruined the cover, who cares about Africa?" That is a freaking direct quote. Well guess what lady! Who cares about you?!

I'm sorry, I just had to share that.