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4X4 · 12-11-2008, 08:33 PM

Probably the strangest question I've ever asked on CP, but here goes...

I bought two boxes of mandarins on the weekend. I've eaten a whole box already this week and now I'm all oranged out. My will to peel is gone, though I am currently considering peeling the whole other box right now and making orange juice.

Question: does home made OJ taste good, or should I just chuck a full box of oranges. I'm reluctant to look at them in my fridge another day (unless it's for a good reason).

Alternative uses for these oranges are:

- let them freeze on my balcony overnight and then use them as ammunition against left-laners

- inject them with vodka and eat them anyway

- leave them in the crisper and take daily pictures of them for a couple of months, then make a youtube slideshow video demonstrating how mold grows

- hold on to them for two weeks and then wrap them up and give them to my sister for xmas

- learn to juggle

- try to return them to Safeway

Any other ideas would be very helpful. I've already decided that I'm going to put one in the microwave on high until it explodes. The way I figure, it'll be easy to clean. Like a Mr. Clean bomb going off in the microwave.

12-11-2008, 08:33 PM	#1
4X4 One of the Nine Join Date: Dec 2004 Exp:	Orange Juice! Probably the strangest question I've ever asked on CP, but here goes... I bought two boxes of mandarins on the weekend. I've eaten a whole box already this week and now I'm all oranged out. My will to peel is gone, though I am currently considering peeling the whole other box right now and making orange juice. Question: does home made OJ taste good, or should I just chuck a full box of oranges. I'm reluctant to look at them in my fridge another day (unless it's for a good reason). Alternative uses for these oranges are: - let them freeze on my balcony overnight and then use them as ammunition against left-laners - inject them with vodka and eat them anyway - leave them in the crisper and take daily pictures of them for a couple of months, then make a youtube slideshow video demonstrating how mold grows - hold on to them for two weeks and then wrap them up and give them to my sister for xmas - learn to juggle - try to return them to Safeway Any other ideas would be very helpful. I've already decided that I'm going to put one in the microwave on high until it explodes. The way I figure, it'll be easy to clean. Like a Mr. Clean bomb going off in the microwave.