http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=7043
Probably best to not enable audio. Although it seems it should have been a Ben Stiller video circa zoolander for all the Blue Steel ™ looks going on.
From the website:
Quote:
Knight wearing guyliner rides horse through stream
He meets a medieval lady
He valiantly defends her from some sparks
And then the sword-wielding vampire ladies come
Don’t point that thing at me, is you crazy?
Bad guy split screen! Hooded guy in a mask on fire! Two sword ladies!
Wild horses wildly running
Good guy split screen!
And then the snow angels show up. They’ve got candles. For the lovers to drip crotch wax, you see.
Snowy mountains
Matching robes!
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