GREATEST POST EVER!!!
And yes sir, to a point I can relate...
Now waitng for part II, which I can only assume begins with...
So there I was shinguard all over me mixed with the fine fine aroma of three pounds of regurgitated mac and steak (which seems like an odd, yet evenly more oddly attractive combo) all over me trying to get my wife/girlfriends attention to help get me the F#CK out of there which would include paying the bill and pulling the car up to the back door while drawing zero attention...
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