I got tired of my dad bringing the whole single thing every time I went over there for dinner.
Dad - "Your a nice guy Captain, you should find a nice girl"
Mom - "Its up to you to carry on the family name Captain"
Dad - "My friends daughter is a very nice girl you should meet her"
Captain - "Hey, you know whats great about being single"
Mom and Dad - "What?"
Captain - "All of the drunken unprotected sex"
Crickets.
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