[Hack&Lube]

Well, with all the recent threads on age, weight, height, ancestry, etc.. It had to come to this.

Single? Married? Family Situation? Adventures inbetween? Gave up on human beings to keep you warm and living with animals?

Pour moi, je suis célibataire. This is the very first thing they taught us in my french class. We spent the whole first day going around asking everybody this. Single, 25, and everythin's alright. I'm too picky about girls and totally dense when they throw themselves at me. I live with my budgie.