Deny his very existence and claim his stuff.
A word to the wise though, wait until the cover of darkness to move the body out of the deep freeze. Once they're frozen they're incredibly awkward and the neighbors may ask questions.
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The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!
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The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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