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Originally Posted by Antithesis
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept looking over at a drunk lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," I sighed. "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking immediately after we broke up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" Says my wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating for that long?"
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maybe i'm weird, but if my wife came up with something like that, i would probably bust my gut laughing.