So im working at my part time job at the supermarket last night and manning the cash register.
This girl walks up and proceeds to load on the checkout stand..
1 toothbrush
1 bag of chips
1 banana
1 bottle of wine
1 can of tuna
1 bottle of water
1 bar of soap
1 box of hygiene products
1 small roasting pan
I add it all up and look at her and say with a wry smile...
"why... you must be single young lady"
She says with an enthusiastic smile back at me.....
"well yes I am (wink wink) why do you ask?"
I say...
Cause you are one ugly sucker.
Then the fight started.
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