In a small
dimlight restaurant
far, far away......
Darth Martin: "Come to the dark side, Belinda!! We will give you a post."
Stronach: "A bedpost?"
Darth Martin: "No, a cabinet post."
Stronach: "Hmmmm. OK, it will have to do.... for now. But Darthy baby, I DO so want that bedpost too. I am soooooo... eager, I guess is the politically correct word.... lately, as I have been surrounded by small "c" men, err conservatives. I need a big "l" Liberal to fill my void."
Darth Martin: "Well, well. I must say I DO like your, err, 'human resources'... allot, actually.... I do have a trip coming up to the G-spot. I mean G8. You can come along and explore what positions you can have under me now."
Power sluuuutttttttttttttttt.
