The two that are currently bugging the hell out of me:
Enterprise Rent-a-Car:
I hate the old lady who says: "If it wasnt expensive why didnt you rent me a bigger car?"
I want to kick her head off. You're getting wherever you're going, 10 seconds with a pickaxe could change all that, now shut the hell up.
Scotiabank:
"Who put the Art Ross trophy in the closet? Jarome!"
Iggy: "Hey bitch, I won the damn thing, I can put it wherever the hell I want, you can complain when you win one, now get back in the kitchen, kick Sittler in the nuts and bake me a pie!"
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