Count Dooku: What if I told you that the Liberal Party was now under the control of a dark lord of the Sith?
Obi-Wan: No, that's not possible. The Canadian Voters would sense it.
Count Dooku: The Dark Side has clouded their vision. Hundreds of Liberal, NDP and BLoc MP's are now under the influence of a Sith lord called Darth Duccepe.
Obi-Wan: I don't believe you.