[CaptainCrunch]

Its a coverup, it wasn't a meteor, the government just wants us to believe it. It was actually a big flaming ball of human poo that was accidentily released from an aurora spy plane on its way to russia.

If that ball of frozen flaming poo falls into the wrong hands it could be devestating for the intelligence community of the United States. I mean imagine if the Ruskies find out that the American's include corn in the pre flight meal, they'll be aiming laser based microwave weapons at the bellies of our brave men and woman pilots in the hope of creating a shootdown via death by pop corn.

Now shadup, my cats are looking at me funny.