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Originally Posted by LGA
I think the greatest disadvantage of being tall is if the Triads are after you in a place like Hong Kong and you're trying to blend into the crowd but you're collar bone is where their heads are and everyone can clearly see you.
Seriously though, being really tall in Asia is hilarious.
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Not only that, when the Triads see you, you're easier to shoot!
And another disadvantage: when you're washing your hands and you have the water going too fast and it shoots out of the sink, it hits you right on the crotch. It would be much less embarrassing if it hit you in the belly.
I'm tell you shorties, being tall ain't all that it's cracked up to be!