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Originally Posted by fotze
Exactly.  Is there a fund where I can donate to the plight of the tall race. Considering the 2 billion things on earth that being tall is an advantage, you fataers can live with one negative. (oh ya I guess another negative could be hiding from a velociraptor in a kitchen cupboards)  |
Sure we get to see above people in crowds and chicks dig us, but there are quite a few disadvantages... Like when short people ask us to grab stuff off high shelves in the grocery store. And...ummmm... Leg room. And....... borrowing clothes. You know, you're at a buddy's place and you suddenly decide to go to a bar, but you're not dressed for it. You can't even borrow a shirt because he's a midget.
What else? Um... if we tall people fall down, it hurts more. And...uh... we require more food. Oh and the constant danger of low lintels on doorways. And lets not forget about shower heads. They're always aimed at our chests. Gotta bend over to wash our hair.
Can you hear me down there?