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CaptainCrunch · 11-06-2008, 01:58 PM

Just think of the applications

I could have 10 of me working 10 different jobs while I reap the benefits.

I could clone my enemy a 100 times and kill each in a more grizzly way while letting the original guy survive ( I mean really its not murder if you kill a clone)

I could have my best friend build a drone army in his back yard, then we could fight a sham war which would end of with me as the supreme leader of our neighbourhood watch program.

For those moments of self loathing I could punch myself in the face.

When my buddies ask me to help them move, I could send a clone.

I could become rich by making a 1000 copies of myself and sending them out to sperm doner clinics at $50.00 a shot.

Awesome

11-06-2008, 01:58 PM	#32
CaptainCrunch Norm! Join Date: Jun 2002 Exp:	Just think of the applications I could have 10 of me working 10 different jobs while I reap the benefits. I could clone my enemy a 100 times and kill each in a more grizzly way while letting the original guy survive ( I mean really its not murder if you kill a clone) I could have my best friend build a drone army in his back yard, then we could fight a sham war which would end of with me as the supreme leader of our neighbourhood watch program. For those moments of self loathing I could punch myself in the face. When my buddies ask me to help them move, I could send a clone. I could become rich by making a 1000 copies of myself and sending them out to sperm doner clinics at $50.00 a shot. Awesome __________________ My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!