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flamesdyehard · 11-06-2008, 12:24 AM

I am curious as to what makes fart smell like it does? Why do some farts smell differently than others? I think takes experience to become a fart connesuoir and figure exactly what you need to feed your body to create a certain smell. I have about 4 brands that I can create frequently:

Egg smell
Sulphur smell
Crude Oil smell
Garbage Dumpster aroma

Each one of these smell has a special place in my heart and my (arse)nal. I know what it takes to create these and I enjoy it. Does anyone share the love of farts as I do?

11-06-2008, 12:24 AM	#1
flamesdyehard P of Red Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Calgary Exp:	What makes a fart smell the way it does? I am curious as to what makes fart smell like it does? Why do some farts smell differently than others? I think takes experience to become a fart connesuoir and figure exactly what you need to feed your body to create a certain smell. I have about 4 brands that I can create frequently: Egg smell Sulphur smell Crude Oil smell Garbage Dumpster aroma Each one of these smell has a special place in my heart and my (arse)nal. I know what it takes to create these and I enjoy it. Does anyone share the love of farts as I do?