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Who Can Wear a Gorilla Suit the Longest?


The Gorilla is an endangered species. For Kenny to mock my efforts to use the show to raise awareness of the fate of the mountain gorillas is truly beyond my capacity to understand. For whatever reason, Kenny and I have a voice on television, and we should, whenever possible, use that voice to in some small way try to help something other than ourselves…a concept that Kenny could never grasp. Gorillas are gentle, vegetarians and killing them so that some can have an ashtray to butt-out his cancer stick is not exactly a high water mark of human achievement. It’s low…even by Kenny’s standards.

This competition was a sham. Either I have a mole in my midst, or Kenny is so obsessed with beating me that it’s becoming impossible for me to play out any of my secret plans without joining a witness protection program. Both my sauna and ant strategies were hijacked, and if I ever find out that there actually is a mole, or some sort of subterfuge within the production office, I will go public and out the rat(s) in no uncertain terms. Kenny is a rat on his own…he shouldn’t have any help. And I’ll say it again…we need some sort of governing body for this series!!!

Lastly, let me mention the fact that Kenny, my “best friend”, thought it a competitive strategy to light my head on fire in order to win the competition. Nice. Let’s suppose for a moment that the entire costume became a conflagration and I was covered head to toe with 3rd degree burns. Funny stuff. For the record, this is something I would never do to him…it’s a crazy little thing called behaving like a civilized human being. Luckily, I only lost a competition and didn’t end up with years of skin grafts in some burn ward. You see, unlike Kenny, I have a somewhat healthy sense of relativity: losing a competition is preferable to being burnt alive in a gorilla costume.

For those of you who think this is the logic of a loser…then so be it. This episode clearly illustrates that Kenny will do ANYTHING to win. Sound familiar: Enron, Nazi Germany, Wall Street, Tonya Harding. Congratulations Kenny. You’re in good company.

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