A new teen starlet will emerge, reach superstardom, be exploited by those around her, get busted on a DUI, turn into an unapologetic megaslut, go into rehab, relaunch her career, fail, slip to the B-list, survive on the embers of her former glory for a few years, slip into total obscurity, reemerge in the center square on Hollywood Squares 2030 hosted by Ryan Seacrest, land a bit part part in a well-received but non-blockbusting drama, earn an Academy Award nomination for said part, lose, state that "it was just nice to be nominated," slip back into total obscurity, and have her death reported in a 10 second news-blip by an Anchor who wasn't born when her first single reached number 1.
And the stock market will go back up.
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