You just reminded me of a story Blackeleven from a few years back.
Me and a few buddies were out in the street playing some streethockey when a kid on a bike rode by, he couldn't have been more than 13. My buddy took a shot, it deflected off the goalie and the ball flew by the kid. He thought we did that intentionally so he tries to act tough by staring us down. The idiot was so caught up with trying to give us looks that he never bothered to check to see where he was going. So the kid runs into a taillight and flies over the bars. The tailight had been smashed to bits. The kid turned bright red and looked like he was about to cry. At first I thought we had hurt his feelings by laughing but then he runs onto the grass drops his bike and runs into a backyard. At first, we thought he was making a run for it but quickly found out he was just running from his aunt. Turns out it was his aunts van that he hit. Right away she walks out yelling, swearing and finally the kid comes out, trying to hold back tears. Not so tough after all. Boy, the kid sure got it from his aunt LOL.
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