There should be an independent agency that handles these cases and presents all of these wayward children with the object of their desires...their biological fathers.
These fathers would be carefully handpicked from an outstanding demographic consisting solely of disease ridden transients huddled closely around a barrel fire.
You want to meet daddy? Here he is, say hello to Old Man Lightning Shorts....or was it Boxcar Bobby?
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The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!
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The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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