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Originally Posted by fotze
I have tried sushi probably 40+ times eagerly trying to like it. It is most likely growing up under the whitest family in whiteville, where fish was captain highliners fishsticks with Ketchup. I have mostly ridded myself from my upbringing of cheese=white plastic mozzarella or chedder or whiz or singles, but I cannot rid myself of 95% of fish hate. Cooked is better but still not great. I prefer sashimi to sushi, the mushy nature of the rice combined with seawead and the fish do not help, its like eating out a morbidly obese girl whose arms obviously don't reach, but no spitting is allowed and jerking off is also frowned upon to keep you going on to the better goal. The more rigid fish such as squid is better, mushy tuna is really tough to choke down. I think the only thnkg that allowed me to keep going is the salt in the soy sauce, love beef jerky.
That description good enough? I have really thought this through obviously.
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Thankfully, that is one experience to which I cannot relate. Brutal selection of chicks in Whiteville, from the sounds. Sometimes it's better to keep one's dignity and just stay home alone and jerk off to the videos on MTV.
EDIT: Given that you've tried sushi 40 times even though you've not liked it, I'd hate to know how many fat chicks you've been through.