Seriously guys, is the over the top sarcasm really nessecary? CP isn't
that bad for self righteousness. You just have follow a few rules to not get crucified on here...
-Never even think about having a drink and driving
-Don't even think about charging above face value for ONE Flames game, or else you're scum of the earth to CP'ers.
-If you get a traffic ticket, don't even THINK about asking for advice on how to get it reduced, if you do, you're just an ignorant **** who's wasting taxpayers money and the courts time, how dare you even think about using a process that is rightfully yours to use, you selfish prick!!
-If you've EVER done drugs in your life, you shouldn't even be posting on CP, this site is for perfect citizens only.
-Don't let your dog off it's leash in a non off-leash area you scum bags
Basically, to be a good person in the eyes of the CP masses, you should just become a devoted christian, and dedicate your life to helping others and.........no wait, I forgot, you get torn apart for believing in a religion on CP as well.
ummmm.... yeah, maybe just do what I do...say the opposite of what you want to say and you'll be okay
example.... Has anyone ever drinkin and driven in their life?
flameswin: No, I haven't, like the rest of CP (apparantly) I have never once in my life had 2 or 3 beers at a neighborhood pub, and driven home when I may have blown over if I was pulled over by the cops. My name is flameswin, and I'm perfect.
