Let this be a lesson to the CPHL...
An Ass-load = 4.
It takes an ass-load of wins to win a playoff series.
If a player on each team gets a 2 min minor, teams play ass-load on ass-load.
On a high sticking minor, if there's blood, the inflictor must sit for an ass-load.
Cheese hasn't quite won an ass-load of championships.
KG has almost ate 3 ass-loads of Jr. Baco Cheeseburgers before.
Just so we have a frame of reference.
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