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Originally Posted by troutman
3700 lawyers in Calgary? I'm sure most of you are thinking that is about 3000 too many.
Time for a fee increase.
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3697 too many
Have one prosecutor, one defence attorney, and one to do everything "non-criminal" like real estate and wills. Criminal cases would be done in an hour, using truth serum on the accused.
And the "everything" lawyer just needs 3000 assistants.
I don't know about the prosecutor, but we can keep Allan Fay for criminal defence and Troutman for "everything else".
Hey, any plan to get rid of lawyers can't be a bad one.
:-)