A bunch of years ago, me and a few of my friends pulled pantyhose over our heads, stuffed oranges in them for eyes and strapped on cheesy wings. Then we took a huge piece of styrofoam cut it into a sausage shape and painted it brown and carried it around all night.
We learned the lesson that going as a bunch of flies attracted to sh%t just doesn't fly right with bar girls.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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