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Old 10-21-2008, 11:53 AM   #31
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Originally Posted by Lithium View Post
If the culprit was a man I'd say "poison" your own orange juice with crushed up viagra pills for your revenge.
There's suppliments out there that can be fun to use.

Niacin / Vitamin B3, in moderate doses (between 2g - 5g), has a wide range of side effects. Flushed skin, itching, harmless rashes are all some of them. Furthermore, it's fairly inexpensive.

Figure out how many glasses of OJ are left in the bottle, then multiply that by 3g (increase dose if she's a fat chick) and put that many grams of crushed-up niacin in the bottle. Shake and put back in fridge.

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