follow him or her home, and break in when they're out. Cook them a nice dinner and leave them a bottle of wine, leave a note that says, "I know where you live and where your kids go to school. I'm really interested in your job opportunity and my perserverance and determination makes me a great fit in your organization.
You fill in the blanks. Sincerely whatever the hell your name is"
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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